1 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:16,560 Thank you 2 00:00:48,809 --> 00:00:54,690 Well, not too long ago in 1944, when every mother Trump was going off to war, 3 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:56,870 they had to lift their spirit high. 4 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:04,370 Motherhood and apple pie. Instead of sending money that they didn't have in 5 00:01:04,370 --> 00:01:11,190 spots in the Bronx, they went to hear the kind of jazz you hear in funky honky 6 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:15,120 tonk. It makes you want to jump, shout, knock yourself out. 7 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:17,840 Boogie woogie beat is what I'm talking about. 8 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:20,760 You have the heat receiving, you can dance away. 9 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:26,000 To the boogie woogie music the piano man was playing. You can jump, shout, knock 10 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 yourself out. 11 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:29,520 Boogie woogie beat is what I'm talking about. 12 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:34,180 You can pull a picture on it, it can slow, slow down. Put the boogie woogie 13 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:36,220 on the piano man was going to town. 14 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:06,670 And every night that dunk would jump. 15 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:11,770 And keep them coming back for more. Man, they make you want to jump. Shout, 16 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:13,130 knock yourself out. 17 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:23,290 Do the boogie -woogie music, the piano man will play and you can knock out. 18 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:27,370 Knock yourself out. Do the boogie -woogie beat, that's what I'm talking 19 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:32,030 You can pull a boogie -boogie, hit the go -go down. Put the boogie -woogie beat 20 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:33,970 on the piano man, I'm going to town. 21 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:53,140 Do the boogie -woogie music of the animal man who could jump out. Knock 22 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:56,320 out. Boogie -woogie beat is what I'm talking about. 23 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:00,600 You could pull a switchy -boony, it could slow you down. Do the boogie 24 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,820 beat of the animal man. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 25 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,960 Do, do, do, do, yeah. 26 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,820 Do, do, do, do, yeah. 27 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,880 Shake it down, down, down. 28 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:12,720 Shake it down, down, down. 29 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,500 Shake it down, down, down. 30 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:17,460 Shake it down. 31 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,920 Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. 32 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:28,780 Check it out. Check it out. 33 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:30,660 Yeah. 34 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:44,320 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the star of our show, Bummy Super. 35 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:48,820 Thank you. 36 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:00,760 why I'm laughing. 37 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:02,580 I've got a sore head. 38 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:07,160 Oh, think of my mother. 39 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,020 Oh, dear. 40 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,040 Look at that. 41 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,260 I've been getting these terrible bad dreams. 42 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,060 I dreamt the other night I was plucking a chicken. 43 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,020 And I woke up next morning and the wife was bored. 44 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,280 Oh, dear. 45 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,880 What a wonderful day it's been, hasn't it? 46 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,760 Do you know it's been 70 degrees in the shade? 47 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,060 I was clever. I stayed in the sun. 48 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,860 I was doing a little bit of sunbathing. I was lying out there today. 49 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,880 A little boy crept across me and he poured something all over my back. 50 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:57,160 He said, this will make you brown. I said, what is it? He said, gravy. 51 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:06,930 Oh, good. 52 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:08,450 I've got my dog with me. 53 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,930 He's a one -man dog. All he bites me. 54 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:18,590 I say to attack, and he has one. 55 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:30,370 My next -door neighbour said to me, he said, you've got to get rid of that dog. 56 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,369 I said, why? 57 00:05:31,370 --> 00:05:33,570 He said, he keeps chasing people on a bicycle. 58 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:35,660 I said, I'll take his bike away. 59 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:40,500 You know, I knew a man once who had a dog, and he treated this dog very badly. 60 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:43,200 And he went away for about six months. 61 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,920 He went away for about six months one day. Six months. 62 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:52,620 And he left this dog no food or any water. 63 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,080 I know. 64 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,180 No food or any water. 65 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:08,780 And when he came back, when he came back, he opened the door and 66 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:11,560 there was this faithful dog there wagging his tail. 67 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:17,520 And he went towards his master and he jumped on him and he ripped him to 68 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,220 I'll tell you what I'll do now for you. I'd like to sing and play for you. 69 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,760 Play the piano. I shall sing for you with that pleasure. 70 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,060 I should sing for you. 71 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:45,500 I feel like I fell off a wedding cake. 72 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:56,020 When you walk through the storm, keep your 73 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:57,020 head up high. 74 00:06:58,140 --> 00:06:59,140 I did that. 75 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,780 And I fell in a puddle. 76 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:07,090 golf the other day. 77 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:10,250 Got a hole in one. The other sock was perfect. 78 00:07:13,570 --> 00:07:15,710 And I'm standing there with a golf club like that. 79 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:26,270 I'm standing there like that, see? 80 00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:30,950 And they said, keep your eye on the ball. 81 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:34,910 Keep your eye on it. That's what they tell you. Keep your eye on the ball. 82 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:38,610 And I looked up, and somebody pitched a trolley. 83 00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:46,190 I've now produced for this top hat a live rabbit. 84 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:48,690 Just wave over here like this. 85 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:00,690 I've now produced a live rabbit. 86 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,740 Hocus -pocus, fish -posed chokers. 87 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:23,060 Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Doyle. 88 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,580 Come day, go day. 89 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,120 Wish in me heart. 90 00:08:33,439 --> 00:08:39,760 Drinking buttermilk all the week And whiskey on a Sunday 91 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:46,500 He sits on the corner of Old Beggar's Bush A stride of an 92 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:53,420 old packing case And the dolls on the end of the blank they were dancing As 93 00:08:53,420 --> 00:09:00,180 he crooned with a smile on his face Come day, go 94 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,180 day 95 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:08,660 Wishing me hearty quiz Sunday Drinking buttermilk all 96 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:15,340 the week Whiskey on a Sunday His tired old 97 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:21,160 hands from the wooden beam And the puppets, they danced up and down 98 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:27,840 A far better show than you ever will see In the fanciest 99 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,240 theater in town 100 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:37,960 Come day go day Wishing me heart it was Sunday 101 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:44,620 Drinking buttermilk all the week Whiskey 102 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:51,380 on a Sunday But in 1902 Old said Davey Tite 103 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:54,540 His song was heard no more 104 00:09:55,980 --> 00:10:01,720 The three dancing dolls in the dustbin were thrown, and the plane went to mend 105 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:02,900 the back door. 106 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:11,360 Come day, go day, wish in me heart it was Sunday. 107 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:19,880 Drinking buttermilk all the week, whiskey on a Sunday. 108 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,660 On some stormy night, if you're passing that way. 109 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,020 And the wind's blowing up from the sea. 110 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:35,760 You can still hear the song of old Sir Davy as he grooms to his dancing dogs 111 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,760 free. 112 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,940 Come day, go day. 113 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,760 Wish in me heart it was Sunday. 114 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:49,820 Drinking buttermilk all the way. 115 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,220 Whiskey on a Sunday. 116 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,890 Come day, go day. 117 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:01,690 Wishing me heart it was Sunday. 118 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:06,870 Drinking buttermilk all the week. 119 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:11,090 Whiskey on a Sunday. 120 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,780 Bill was handed down to me by my great -grandfather. 121 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,300 It's been in my family for years and years and years. 122 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,840 Please. 123 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:39,860 What was I talking about? 124 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,900 It's been in my family for years and years and years. 125 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,360 Keep it up. 126 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:55,990 Good. Good. 127 00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:58,570 I knew you were in. 128 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,590 But I didn't know where you were sitting. 129 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,750 I just saw that on the spur of the moment. 130 00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:09,590 I did. 131 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,370 On the spur... I did, honestly. 132 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,730 Oh, this could drive me sane. 133 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:26,630 This was handed down to me by my great -grandfather. A genuine, genuine 134 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:27,790 Meckleston. 135 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:29,810 It is. 136 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,790 Genuine. Look, I'll show you. Look at this. 137 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:42,930 And now, ladies and gentlemen, meet my guest star, Mr. Danny Doyle. 138 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,510 Thank you very much indeed. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 139 00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:51,210 I'd like to sing for you a very marvellous folk song. It's called... 140 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,600 blowing in the wind. 141 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:25,600 must the cannonball fly before they're forever banned 142 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:32,500 the answer my friend is blowing in the wind the 143 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:39,420 answer is blowing in the wind the answer my friend is 144 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:44,460 blowing in the wind the answer is blowing in the wind 145 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:49,120 how many years can a man 146 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Yes, 147 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:11,600 and how many times will a man turn his head Pretending he just doesn't 148 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:17,600 see The answer, my friend, is slowing him away 149 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:30,530 The answer is blowing in the wind. 150 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:38,490 How many times can a man look up before he can see 151 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:39,630 the sky? 152 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:47,110 Guessing how many years must one man have before he can 153 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,790 hear people cry? 154 00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:56,210 Guessing how many deaths will it take till he knows that too many 155 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:57,210 people... 156 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,240 Thank you. 157 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:35,660 gentlemen introducing jackie mark i 158 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:49,520 didn't 159 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,900 even know you you couldn't have been too much more than 160 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:01,320 ladies and gentlemen, I have to give you impressions now. Famous people have 161 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,260 famous countries in the world. 162 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,520 Famous countries and famous people. 163 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:11,080 The first... My 164 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:15,620 bad leg again. 165 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,540 The first... What's the first? 166 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:21,459 Oh, yeah. 167 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:25,700 The first... Uncle Sam! 168 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,320 All right. 169 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600 Jumble! 170 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,220 All right. 171 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,440 Now, I don't know who that is. 172 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,240 It's not mine. 173 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:49,900 Napoleon! 174 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,480 Give me a time to get up. 175 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,630 It's all going wrong tonight. I can't understand it. 176 00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:07,470 Don't keep giving me that. 177 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,310 English sailor. 178 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,590 American sailor. 179 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:23,690 Change sailors at once. 180 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,400 You know it. 181 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,890 Get those elephants off the street. 182 00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:04,610 All right. 183 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,390 You're drawing me now. 184 00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:15,710 And now, for the wonderful film, The Prisoner of Zinda. 185 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:49,100 Nelson. That's right, isn't it? 186 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,480 Half Nelson. 187 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:05,140 We should not have 188 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,140 lost the war. 189 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,720 Why? 190 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:22,890 the desert song 191 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:29,850 oil 192 00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:37,330 of 193 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:42,130 me why not take oil of me 194 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:47,810 thank you 195 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:51,210 Bit of a shock, but thanks. 196 00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:54,470 Do you like the coat? 197 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,210 Camo hair. 198 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:58,430 It is genuine camo hair. 199 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,410 It is. 200 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:01,930 Do you believe me? 201 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:30,070 are the one and only Frank Sinatra. 202 00:22:42,130 --> 00:22:48,690 Look down, look down, that lonesome road before 203 00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:51,650 you travel on. 204 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,340 Make your maker! 205 00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:59,620 Stop.